The White House just launched TrumpRx, a drug-buying site with a pricing deal from Pfizer. Is it a prescription for savings or just a political placebo? We break it down with a satirical graph and a dose of DMV-flavored skepticism.
Climate change is no longer a distant threat—it’s a sweaty, passive-aggressive roommate named Carl who’s turning the DMV into a sauna. This 1200-word satirical breakdown blends NOAA data, IPCC projections, and local impacts with punchlines sharp enough to cut through the humidity. Featuring a custom infographic and SEO-optimized content for Washington D.C., Maryland, and Virginia.
Trump’s latest move to slash SNAP and Medicaid funding at the county level has sparked bipartisan backlash, rural panic, and a fresh round of political finger-pointing. We break down the policy, the punchlines, and the DMV impact.
A satirical look at how Trump’s trade war with China turned U.S. soybean farmers into collateral damage, featuring tariff drama, exaggerated promises, and the DMV’s own soybean silence.
Donald Trump’s latest remarks about Tylenol and drug overdoses have sparked confusion, concern, and a few Advil sales. We break down what he said, what’s true, and what’s just political placebo.
Wendy’s is serving up a new combo: fewer fries, higher prices, and a side of corporate confusion. This satirical essay explores the fast food giant’s “get less for more” trend, complete with a graph that shows how your wallet is losing weight faster than their burgers.
While European babies are dining on organic purées that sound like they were plated by Gordon Ramsay, American infants are still stuck with shelf-stable beige goo and a side of corn syrup. This fact-checked roast explores the regulatory, nutritional, and cultural reasons behind the baby food gap.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. just fired the CDC’s vaccine advisory panel and pushed for COVID vaccines to be available without a prescription. Is this public health reform or a libertarian fever dream? Let’s unpack the chaos—with jokes, facts, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Nabisco’s cookie packages are shrinking faster than your patience at a DMV. This satirical deep dive explores the snack-sized scandal of shrinkflation, corporate spin, and why your Oreos now come with more air than cream.