We poke fun at detox diets, fitness fads, and wellness influencers who think kale is a personality. If your smoothie has more ingredients than your résumé, we’ve got jokes.
We poke fun at detox diets, fitness fads, and wellness influencers who think kale is a personality. If your smoothie has more ingredients than your résumé, we’ve got jokes.
After four decades of being the go-to heart medication, beta-blockers are facing a medical breakup. This satirical essay explores the shifting science, the prescription drama, and why cardiologists are finally asking, “Are we still in love with beta-blockers—or just afraid to move on?”
Doctors are sounding the alarm over Trump and RFK Jr.’s recent Medicare comments, accusing both of distorting facts and threatening seniors’ healthcare. Here’s a satirical deep dive into the political prescription nobody asked for.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. just axed a $500 million cancer vaccine initiative, citing mRNA “dangers” that science says don’t exist. We fact-check the fallout, roast the rhetoric, and explore what happens when conspiracy meets policy.
Between 2020 and 2025, health insurance in the DMV area has changed more than your ex’s personality. Premiums are up, coverage is down, and AI bots are denying claims faster than you can say “copay.” This satirical deep dive unpacks the data, roasts the trends, and asks the question: why are health insurers so quiet while your wallet screams?
Popular weight loss drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy are now being linked to sudden vision loss. That’s right—your dream of shedding pounds might come with a side of “Where did the world go?” Welcome to the DMV’s latest health horror story, where your kale smoothie is looking at you like, “Told you so.”
