A breakdown of the laws that allow (or block) the President from deploying military troops to U.S. cities, with a DMV-focused lens on legality, controversy, and historical precedent.
A billionaire Trump supporter is building a new media empire, and Bari Weiss might be the editor-in-chief. Marylanders are bracing for impact, wondering if their cable boxes will need therapy. A satirical look at the rise of MAGA Media 2.0, with a DMV twist.
When Border Patrol agents start rappelling off buildings in Chicago, Marylanders can’t help but wonder: is this law enforcement or a rejected pilot for “Law & Order: ICE Unit”? A satirical deep dive into the latest federal raid drama, with a DMV twist.
As of October 3, 2025, the U.S. government remains shut down, and the DMV (Washington D.C., Maryland, Virginia) is feeling the heat like a Metro escalator in July. Fueled by a healthcare funding standoff and whispers of Project 2025, this shutdown is less “temporary inconvenience” and more “bureaucratic hostage situation.” Here’s your brutally honest, fast-paced breakdown of the latest chaos.
In a surreal Oval Office moment, Donald Trump placed a “Trump 2028” hat on his desk during a meeting with Democratic leaders—sparking confusion, laughter, and a thousand think pieces. Legally barred from a third term, Trump’s stunt raises questions about constitutional limits, political theater, and the power of merch. We break down the spectacle, the legal reality, and what it would take to make “Trump 2028” more than just a hat.
A recent op-ed claims VOA editorials now support Trump’s political agenda. But is it true? We fact-checked the allegations, reviewed the editorial charter, and examined connections to Project 2025. Verdict: Unconfirmed, speculative, and ripe for DMV satire.
As the clock ticks toward another government shutdown, Congress is once again starring in its favorite fall drama: “Budget Crisis: D.C. Drift.” With federal workers in the DMV bracing for furloughs and political leaders pointing fingers faster than a toddler with a broken cookie jar, here’s your fact-checked, joke-packed breakdown of the madness.
House Republicans are reportedly trying to rewrite the history of the January 6 Capitol riot—because apparently, if you squint hard enough, a violent insurrection looks like a misunderstood flash mob. This satirical essay explores the political remix, historical revisionism, and the absurdity of turning chaos into campaign content.
A new bill promises to permanently end Social Security taxes for retirees — but is it real reform or just political theater? We break down the facts, the spin, and the comedy in this satirical deep dive.