A recent court ruling has climate advocates sweating harder than the planet. Billions in federal climate grants just got the boot, thanks to a legal win for Donald Trump. Let’s unpack the drama, the dollars, and the denial, with jokes, facts, and a dash of despair.
The “Big Beautiful Bill” is Washington’s latest attempt to rebrand budget cuts as patriotic glitter. This satirical breakdown explores how the bill’s healthcare provisions could leave millions uninsured, spark preventable deaths, and redefine paperwork as a weapon. Spoiler: it’s not beautiful, and it’s definitely not big on compassion.
Donald Trump is calling the Pentagon the “Department of War,” reviving a name America ditched in 1947 for sounding too aggressive. This satirical essay explores the history of the Department of War, its rebranding to the Department of Defense, and why Trump’s throwback terminology is stirring up headlines, memes, and military-grade confusion.
In a fictional twist on immigration enforcement, this satirical essay imagines ICE agents raiding a Hyundai plant in Georgia, confusing South Korean executives with undocumented workers—and K-pop fans with national security threats. A comedic take on bureaucracy, branding, and the chaos of cross-cultural misunderstanding.
Donald Trump announced he’ll award Rudy Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom, sparking national debate and late-night comedy gold. From Mafia takedowns to landscaping press conferences, Giuliani’s legacy gets a shiny new twist.
What happens when the company that made ChatGPT decides to take on the company that made Clippy? You get a job platform where your resume writes itself, your cover letter is a haiku, and your interview is with a hologram of Steve Jobs. Welcome to the future of employment—brought to you by OpenAI.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a political firestorm over his vaccine policy stance during his confirmation hearings. From citing debunked studies to misrepresenting federal compensation programs, Kennedy’s approach has sparked bipartisan backlash and a comedy goldmine of contradictions.
Florida’s latest stance on childhood vaccine mandates has sparked a nationwide debate hotter than a Miami sidewalk in July. Is it freedom, folly, or just Florida being Florida? Let’s dive into the political petri dish.
Still waiting for your student loans to vanish like your will to attend Zoom classes? Welcome to 2025, where forgiveness is divine, but repayment is mandatory.
