We cover the bipartisan buffet of blunders—from campaign trail karaoke to legislative limbo. If democracy’s a circus, we’re the clowns with commentary. Left, right, center? We roast all directions like a GPS with a grudge.
We cover the bipartisan buffet of blunders—from campaign trail karaoke to legislative limbo. If democracy’s a circus, we’re the clowns with commentary. Left, right, center? We roast all directions like a GPS with a grudge.
Jerome Powell hasn’t made a peep this August, which means either the economy is finally behaving or he’s trapped in a spreadsheet somewhere. Here’s a satirical look at what happens when the Federal Reserve goes radio silent—and why that’s both comforting and terrifying.
In a move that screams “Silicon Valley meets Capitol Hill,” the U.S. government is officially sliding into Intel’s shareholder meetings. Is this the start of a tech-industrial rom-com or just another episode of “Bureaucracy: The Series”? Let’s unpack the chips, the stakes, and the comedy.
A federal court just denied Donald Trump’s attempt to make taxpayers cover his $83 million defamation bill to E. Jean Carroll. In this satirical essay, we unpack the legal drama, MAGA’s outrage, and what it means for your wallet, your sanity, and your comedy blog.
Texas Republicans just passed a congressional map so gerrymandered it makes a game of Twister look fair. With Trump allegedly whispering sweet district lines into their ears, the Lone Star State is now the Lone Gerrymandered State. Here’s what it means for 2026, democracy, and your sanity.
As President Trump hosts Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and European leaders at the White House to discuss ending Russia’s war in Ukraine, the summit turns into a geopolitical rom-com with Putin playing the ex who won’t stop texting. This satirical essay unpacks the absurdity, the stakes, and the diplomatic drama with DMV-flavored punchlines and late-night flair.
Donald Trump is back with a new plot twist: banning mail-in voting before the 2026 midterms. In this satirical essay, we unpack the absurdity, the strategy, and the DMV’s reaction to the latest attempt to stamp out democracy—literally.
On August 15, 2025, former U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin allegedly met at Joint Base Elmendorf–Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska. What followed was a summit so surreal, it made the DMV’s traffic circles look straightforward. Here’s a satirical breakdown of the most talked-about meeting that may or may not have happened.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is back in Washington, D.C., meeting with Donald Trump in a diplomatic sequel nobody saw coming. From military aid to MAGA hats, this satirical breakdown explores the high-stakes, high-drama, and high-weirdness of the latest White House reunion.
ICE agents showed up outside Governor Gavin Newsom’s wildfire press conference like they were trying to RSVP to a kombucha tasting. Californians weren’t sure if it was a federal operation or a flash mob. Spoiler: it was both. Welcome to Sacramento, where immigration enforcement meets interpretive dance.
