The AP Polling Tracker may be gone, but America’s political mood swings are alive and well. From presidential approval ratings to voter indecision that rivals choosing a Netflix show, here’s a satirical deep dive into the state of U.S. polling in 2025.
Senator Ted Cruz calls FCC Chairman Brendan Carr’s threats to pull ABC’s license “dangerous as hell,” comparing them to “mafioso” tactics. This satirical essay breaks down the podcast drama, political fallout, and what it means for free speech in America.
In this satirical deep-dive, we explore what would happen if Donald Trump proposed a $100,000 fee for H-1B visas. Spoiler: it’s like charging rent for the Statue of Liberty. Packed with punchlines, political parody, and SEO-rich absurdity.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. just fired the CDC’s vaccine advisory panel and pushed for COVID vaccines to be available without a prescription. Is this public health reform or a libertarian fever dream? Let’s unpack the chaos—with jokes, facts, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Maurene Comey’s quiet dismissal from the DOJ has sparked speculation of a legal challenge against Trump’s expansive executive power. With political retaliation, constitutional law, and family legacy in play, this case could be the next big showdown in American legal history—or just another episode of “Law & Order: MAGA Unit.”
The 2025 gubernatorial election cycle is heating up, with confirmed matchups in Kentucky, Mississippi, and North Carolina, and potential challengers emerging in Florida, Texas, and Georgia. We break down all 50 states with a fully fact-checked grid of current governors and their Democratic and Republican opponents.
Former Senator Joe Manchin (I-W.Va.) launches a media blitz with his new memoir Dead Center, torching Democrats, praising filibusters, and asking America: “Was it me, or was it the party?” A satirical breakdown of his scorched-earth farewell.
In a showdown that feels like a deleted scene from Veep, Memphis Mayor Paul Young has decided to go full “not today, Trump” over a proposed National Guard deployment.
A federal judge ruled the Trump administration unlawfully directed mass terminations of U.S. workers. We break down the facts, the fallout, and the farce — with a side of satire.