We cover the bipartisan buffet of blunders—from campaign trail karaoke to legislative limbo. If democracy’s a circus, we’re the clowns with commentary. Left, right, center? We roast all directions like a GPS with a grudge.
We cover the bipartisan buffet of blunders—from campaign trail karaoke to legislative limbo. If democracy’s a circus, we’re the clowns with commentary. Left, right, center? We roast all directions like a GPS with a grudge.
Rumors are swirling that Kamala Harris lost her Secret Service protection—possibly canceled by Trump, possibly replaced by Uber drivers. But is any of it true? We fact-check the chaos, debunk the drama, and roast the rumor mill in this satirical deep dive.
Donald Trump’s latest crime crusade involves a federal takeover of Washington, D.C., and some eyebrow-raising rhetoric about the death penalty. But is it policy—or just political cosplay?
Donald Trump’s second term is a masterclass in legal loopholes, executive orders, and constitutional contortionism. From drug pricing to vaccine mandates, here’s how he’s allegedly staying “lawful” while doing things that make lawyers cry into their coffee.
As DEI policies face political fire across the U.S., university presidents are responding with the academic equivalent of a mic drop: long-winded statements, unwavering conviction, and a refusal to apologize. Here’s a satirical deep dive into the higher-ed drama that’s got campuses buzzing louder than a freshman dorm on karaoke night.
Trump’s executive order to deploy National Guard troops to fight crime in U.S. cities is making headlines—and raising eyebrows. We break down the top five cities most likely to get a surprise visit from camo-clad peacekeepers, backed by real crime stats and unreal political drama.
As Trump floats the idea of sending troops to Baltimore, we ask: Is Charm City really in need of a military makeover, or is this just another episode of “Presidential Hot Takes”? We dig into crime stats, political drama, and whether Baltimore should start prepping for camo-themed block parties.
Donald Trump’s latest tax proposal promises seniors a $6,000 deduction—but only if you’re old enough to remember when phones had cords. We break down the bill, the benefits, and the political math behind this shiny new tax carrot.
The Department of Homeland Security just revealed over 1 million deportations, and America collectively blinked, checked its Wi-Fi, and asked, “Is this a rerun?” Let’s unpack the numbers, the spin, and the comedy of errors that is U.S. immigration discourse.
New York and Maryland are sharpening their pencils and redrawing electoral maps like it’s a high-stakes game of political Pictionary. Inspired by California’s “citizen-first” approach, these states are trying to make democracy look less like a maze and more like a map. Spoiler: It’s still a maze.
