A U.S. Congressman says the DOJ can’t be trusted after dropping 33,000 pages of Epstein-related documents. We unpack the scandal with sarcasm, satire, and a whole lot of paper jokes.
In a move that’s equal parts bold and bewildering, Donald Trump has nominated Sergio Gor—a longtime loyalist and former personnel chief—to be the next U.S. ambassador to India. What could go wrong? Everything. And that’s why it’s comedy gold.
California’s redistricting fight just turned into a political blockbuster. With Charles Munger Jr. dropping $10 million to stop a Democratic map that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon, the November ballot is shaping up to be the most expensive cartography contest since Lewis and Clark.
Jerome Powell hasn’t made a peep this August, which means either the economy is finally behaving or he’s trapped in a spreadsheet somewhere. Here’s a satirical look at what happens when the Federal Reserve goes radio silent—and why that’s both comforting and terrifying.
In a move that screams “Silicon Valley meets Capitol Hill,” the U.S. government is officially sliding into Intel’s shareholder meetings. Is this the start of a tech-industrial rom-com or just another episode of “Bureaucracy: The Series”? Let’s unpack the chips, the stakes, and the comedy.
A federal court just denied Donald Trump’s attempt to make taxpayers cover his $83 million defamation bill to E. Jean Carroll. In this satirical essay, we unpack the legal drama, MAGA’s outrage, and what it means for your wallet, your sanity, and your comedy blog.
Texas Republicans just passed a congressional map so gerrymandered it makes a game of Twister look fair. With Trump allegedly whispering sweet district lines into their ears, the Lone Star State is now the Lone Gerrymandered State. Here’s what it means for 2026, democracy, and your sanity.
As President Trump hosts Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and European leaders at the White House to discuss ending Russia’s war in Ukraine, the summit turns into a geopolitical rom-com with Putin playing the ex who won’t stop texting. This satirical essay unpacks the absurdity, the stakes, and the diplomatic drama with DMV-flavored punchlines and late-night flair.
Donald Trump is back with a new plot twist: banning mail-in voting before the 2026 midterms. In this satirical essay, we unpack the absurdity, the strategy, and the DMV’s reaction to the latest attempt to stamp out democracy—literally.