From athletes with endorsement deals bigger than their stats to gamers who treat lag like a personal betrayal—we cover the absurdity of competition, both physical and pixelated.
From athletes with endorsement deals bigger than their stats to gamers who treat lag like a personal betrayal—we cover the absurdity of competition, both physical and pixelated.
When a Phillies fan demanded a home run ball from a kid like it was the last Wawa hoagie on Earth, America got a front-row seat to the most Philly showdown since Gritty tackled Santa. Here’s what really happened — and why it says more about us than just baseball.
Xavier Worthy is the DFS sleeper pick that’s about to become your fantasy football nightmare. With Mahomes throwing lasers and Worthy running like he’s late for a flight, your lineup better include him—or prepare to be humiliated by someone who did.
The NCAA is officially panicking over college football prediction markets, where fans trade game outcomes like crypto. Here’s why the suits are sweating, the fans are thriving, and the mascots might be next.
The 2025 NFL season is already off to a wild start, and we haven’t even hit Week 1. From AI play-callers to Lamar Jackson’s left-handed bombs, here’s your satirical NFL news roundup and a data-driven (but still hilarious) look at who’s most likely to win Super Bowl LIX. Spoiler: Baltimore’s got that DMV swagger.
The Washington Commanders are entering the 2025–2026 NFL season with a new playbook, a new attitude, and—if rumors are true—a functioning offensive line. From preseason hype to postgame heartbreak, here’s your full comedic breakdown of what to expect from D.C.’s most emotionally exhausting sports franchise.
