Court Sides with Trump: Climate Grants Get Ghosted, Billions Vanish Like Ice Caps

Episode 1: The EPA struts down the runway in a solar-powered suit, ready to regulate emissions.
Episode 2: Trump enters with a flamethrower and a coal-powered hoverboard, yelling “Fake science!”
Episode 3: The judges (aka the court) give Trump the golden buzzer, and the EPA is sent home with a participation trophy.