Shots Fired (Literally)

CDC released new booster guidelines, and Washington D.C. is lining up like it’s a brunch spot. The DMV is ready for another jab, because nothing says fall like pumpkin spice and Pfizer.

Boosters target new variants. Experts say it’s safe, but let’s be honest—half of us still Google ‘side effects’ like it’s a hobby.

Comedy Bits:

• Imagine a booster drive with DJs and food trucks: ‘Get vaxxed, get tacos.’
• Next trend: Selfies with syringes for Instagram clout.

If boosters came with free parking, D.C. would be 100% vaccinated.