Democracy: Now With Extra Lobbyist Flavor

Welcome to the premium tier of American democracy. Basic rights? Sure, but if you want influence, you need to upgrade. The U.S. political system has evolved into something resembling a streaming service – except the ads are written by lobbyists, and the subscription fees are paid in campaign donations.

The Lobbyist Influencer Economy

Forget TikTok stars. The real influencers wear tailored suits and carry briefcases stuffed with policy drafts. They don’t dance for likes – they dance for legislation. Every major bill is now a collaboration between elected officials and corporate sponsors. Think of Congress as a brand partnership hub, except the hashtags are #TaxBreaks and #RegulatoryCapture.

Corporate Tango: ExxonMobil and Friends

Oil companies aren’t just drilling – they’re drilling into the heart of democracy. When energy giants whisper, politicians listen like it’s ASMR. Climate policy? That’s just a mood board for future lobbying campaigns. The irony? The same folks who scream about foreign influence are perfectly fine with domestic corporations writing half the laws.

Politicians as Brand Ambassadors

Every senator is now a walking billboard. Their slogans? Paid for by PACs. Their tweets? Sponsored content. Democracy has become influencer marketing with worse lighting and more corruption. And just like any influencer, they’ll sell you anything – tax cuts, deregulation, even a war – if the price is right.

The Fine Print: Cancel Anytime (Except You Can’t)

Here’s the kicker: you can’t unsubscribe. You can vote, sure, but that’s like hitting skip ad on a YouTube video. The real show is happening behind closed doors, where lobbyists and lawmakers toast to bipartisan greed. Democracy isn’t broken – it’s monetized.

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