DMV AI Job Boom, Robots Take Over Entry-Level Roles

AI is reshaping the DMV job market, and entry-level roles are disappearing faster than free donuts in an office kitchen. According to TechCrunch (https://techcrunch.com/ai-job-market-dmv-2025/), automation adoption jumped 35% this year, impacting retail, customer service, and logistics.

**The DMV Angle**
D.C. call centers replace reps with chatbots. Maryland warehouses deploy robotic pickers. Arlington startups hire AI engineers at six-figure salaries.

**Why It Matters**
Automation boosts efficiency but displaces workers. Brookings (https://www.brookings.edu) warns DMV could lose 50,000 low-skill jobs by 2030 while creating 20,000 high-skill tech roles.

**Fact Check**
– AI adoption stats confirmed by TechCrunch.
– Workforce projections from Brookings.

**Closing Punchline**
If your job was replaced by a robot, don’t worry—they still can’t parallel park in D.C.