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DMV Climate Push—Plastic Bag Ban Expands to All Counties

Plastic bag bans expand in the DMV—because saving turtles beats carrying convenience. #DMVGreen #EcoShift #PlasticBan

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Plastic bag bans are sweeping the DMV, and shoppers are adjusting to life with reusable totes. According to Washington Post (https://www.washingtonpost.com/environment/plastic-ban-dmv-2025/), all counties in Maryland and Virginia will enforce bans by January, following D.C.’s lead.

**The DMV Angle**
Bethesda boutiques sell designer totes for $50. Arlington grocery stores offer discounts for BYOB (bring your own bag). D.C. farmers markets celebrate with zero-waste campaigns.

**Why It Matters**
Plastic bans reduce pollution but challenge retailers and consumers. EPA (https://www.epa.gov) estimates bans could cut single-use waste by 40% regionally.

**Fact Check**
– Ban expansion confirmed by Washington Post.
– Environmental impact data from EPA.

**Closing Punchline**
If you forget your tote, just carry groceries like a CrossFit workout.

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