Saving the World, One Meeting at a Time

UN climate talks are trending, and Washington D.C. is hosting panels like it’s Comic-Con for scientists. The DMV wants carbon neutrality, but let’s be honest—half of us drove here solo.

Experts argue over emissions while influencers argue over lighting for their climate selfies.

Comedy Bits:

• Imagine a summit where someone asks, ‘Can we offset emissions with good vibes?’
• Next trend: Carbon-neutral brunch spots.

If climate talks fixed potholes, D.C. would be paradise.