NFL Week 4 Final Scores & Graph: The Tie That Broke America
NFL Week 4 was a chaotic buffet of touchdowns, turnovers, and one tie that felt like a breakup text. Here’s a graph of the final scores, plus a DMV-flavored breakdown of what it all means for fans in Washington D.C., Maryland, and Virginia.
📈 Final Scores Table
| Game | Final Score |
|---|---|
| Packers vs Cowboys | 24 - 24 (Tie) |
| Commanders vs Eagles | 17 - 31 |
| Ravens vs Browns | 28 - 3 |
| Bills vs Dolphins | 48 - 20 |
| Chiefs vs Jets | 23 - 20 |
| 49ers vs Cardinals | 35 - 16 |
| Patriots vs Cowboys | 3 - 38 |
| Broncos vs Bears | 31 - 28 |
| Falcons vs Jaguars | 7 - 23 |
| Steelers vs Texans | 6 - 30 |
🏆 DMV Breakdown
Ravens: Baltimore fans are riding high. Lamar Jackson looked like he was playing Madden on rookie mode. Browns defense? More like a suggestion.
Commanders: Washington D.C. fans are used to disappointment, but this one stung. The Eagles flew high while the Commanders forgot how to command anything.
Cowboys Fans in Virginia: Northern Virginia bars were tense. One Arlington spot turned off the sound because fans were heckling their own team. That’s not football—that’s therapy.
🎭 Satirical Segment: NFL Week 4 as DMV Personalities
- Packers vs Cowboys: Two dads arguing over who gets the last parking spot at Tysons Corner. They both give up and go home.
- Commanders vs Eagles: That one friend who talks big at brunch but forgets their wallet.
- Ravens vs Browns: The cousin who shows up to the cookout with ribs and a Bluetooth speaker. Instant MVP.
- Bills vs Dolphins: A Buffalo native visiting Ocean City and deciding to fight the ocean.
📚 Sources
- NFL.com Scores w.espn.com/nfl/scoreboard" target="_blank">ESPN ScoreboardCBS Sports NFL
Week 4 was a statistical circus, and this graph is your ticket to the show. Whether you’re a Ravens fan riding high, a Commanders fan crying into your mumbo sauce, or a Cowboys fan Googling “how to emotionally process a tie,” this week had something for everyone.
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