**Intro:** Election season in the DMV is like a reality show—minus the roses, plus the subpoenas.
**Overview:** Spending on digital ads in D.C. hit $500M in 2024 (AdImpact).
**Body:**
– **Livestream Brunch:** Candidates now livestream their brunch to prove relatability.
– **Dating App Slogans:** Campaign slogans sound like Tinder bios: ‘Swipe Right for Change.’
– **Political Merch:** Yoga mats and oat milk tumblers with campaign logos.
**Comedic Bits:**
– Debates now include influencer panels.
– Campaign rallies feature kombucha bars.
**SEO Strategy:** Keywords like ‘DMV election humor,’ ‘Washington D.C. campaign trends,’ ‘Maryland voting jokes.’
**Punchline:** Democracy isn’t dead—it’s just sponsored by DoorDash.
**Closing:** The DMV election circus is here. Grab your popcorn—and your voter ID.