Starting October 21, 2025, the Disney+ and Hulu Bundle (with ads) will jump to $12.99/month. But why? Is it inflation? Is it content fatigue? Or is it because Disney just lost 1.7 million subscribers in five days after suspending Jimmy Kimmel? Let’s break it down DMV-style—with sarcasm, stats, and a healthy dose of “I’m not renewing until Black Friday.”