Let’s talk about the FCC—the Federal Communications Commission. You know, the folks who regulate everything from your grandma’s ham radio to your cousin’s conspiracy podcast. In 2025, the FCC is either protecting democracy or remixing the Constitution like it’s a SoundCloud track. Let’s dive in.
From Russia’s eternal presidency to China’s surveillance state, 2025 is serving serious dictator vibes. This satirical essay breaks down which countries are rocking the authoritarian aesthetic—and why democracy should be watching its back.