Is the U.S. economy in a depression, or are we just all collectively stress-Googling “how to live off-grid”? Let’s compare 2025 to the Great Depression—with data, jokes, and a chart that’ll make your econ professor cry.
In a month where the Indian Rupee flexed harder than a gym bro on pre-workout, fading U.S. tariff threats and a surprise tax cut gave the currency a much-needed glow-up. We break down the economics, the drama, and the comedy behind the Rupee’s August surge.
Target’s stock is doing the cha-cha with inflation while its strategy team moonwalks through supply chain chaos. We break down how TGT’s price moves and execution-aware positioning are keeping it relevant, resilient, and retail-ready across the DMV and beyond.
In the DMV, your rent is rising, your latte is luxury, and your paycheck is stuck in 2019. This satirical deep dive into local economic absurdity ends with a challenge: can you solve the DMV’s financial puzzle? Laugh, learn, and maybe fix the system—one overpriced avocado at a time.
Think your favorite brands are proudly American-made? Think again. This satirical exposé reveals what’s truly “Made in America,” what’s just wearing a flag for clout, and which beloved companies quietly outsourced your patriotism—often to the Philippines.
A satirical deep dive into the slow death of business accountability in the DMV area. From ghosting customer service bots to products built to break, we explore the absurdity of modern commerce—with jokes, data, and a smart thermostat that judges you.
August 2025’s economy is giving off strong “meh” vibes—rising prices, cautious optimism, and a job market that wants you to be a coder-barista-therapist. September’s forecast? Mild turbulence with a chance of pumpkin spice. Dive into this satirical breakdown of what’s happening, what’s next, and why your oat milk costs $7.