A federal court just denied Donald Trump’s attempt to make taxpayers cover his $83 million defamation bill to E. Jean Carroll. In this satirical essay, we unpack the legal drama, MAGA’s outrage, and what it means for your wallet, your sanity, and your comedy blog.
Texas Republicans just passed a congressional map so gerrymandered it makes a game of Twister look fair. With Trump allegedly whispering sweet district lines into their ears, the Lone Star State is now the Lone Gerrymandered State. Here’s what it means for 2026, democracy, and your sanity.
As President Trump hosts Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and European leaders at the White House to discuss ending Russia’s war in Ukraine, the summit turns into a geopolitical rom-com with Putin playing the ex who won’t stop texting. This satirical essay unpacks the absurdity, the stakes, and the diplomatic drama with DMV-flavored punchlines and late-night flair.
Donald Trump is back with a new plot twist: banning mail-in voting before the 2026 midterms. In this satirical essay, we unpack the absurdity, the strategy, and the DMV’s reaction to the latest attempt to stamp out democracy—literally.
Is your local government moonwalking over the Constitution while you’re stuck in traffic on I-270? This satirical exposé dives into the legal shenanigans happening in plain sight across the DMV, backed by real data and a healthy dose of disbelief.
In a move that feels like it was brainstormed during a Mar-a-Lago brunch and approved by a committee of golf carts, Donald J. Trump has allegedly issued a proclamation about Social Security. And folks, it’s not your grandma’s retirement plan—unless your grandma owns a condo in Trump Tower and thinks Medicare should come with a side of steak.
