Metro Fare Hikes: WMATA’s Bold Plan to Make Walking Trendy Again
Metro riders are mad, broke, and suddenly into walking. WMATA’s new budget plan is less “transportation” and more “fitness challenge.”
Metro riders are mad, broke, and suddenly into walking. WMATA’s new budget plan is less “transportation” and more “fitness challenge.”
WMATA’s 2025 Metro fare hike has DMV commuters asking, “Did the trains get a spa upgrade or something?” With prices rising across the board, we break down the numbers, the public outrage, and the comedy gold buried in your SmarTrip card. Includes a satirical fare chart and SEO-optimized breakdown for local bloggers.