WMATA’s 2025 Fare Hike: Now Charging Extra for Sadness
WMATA’s 2025 Metro fare hike has DMV commuters asking, “Did the trains get a spa upgrade or something?” With prices rising across the board, we break down the numbers, the public outrage, and the comedy gold buried in your SmarTrip card. Includes a satirical fare chart and SEO-optimized breakdown for local bloggers.