As the clock ticks toward another government shutdown, Congress is once again starring in its favorite fall drama: “Budget Crisis: D.C. Drift.” With federal workers in the DMV bracing for furloughs and political leaders pointing fingers faster than a toddler with a broken cookie jar, here’s your fact-checked, joke-packed breakdown of the madness.
Despite Donald Trump’s ongoing feud with Jimmy Kimmel, Ted Cruz has remained conspicuously silent in 2025. This satirical essay explores Cruz’s strategic non-response, the political dynamics behind it, and imagines what might happen if Cruz ever stepped into the late-night spotlight.
Leaked emails allegedly show Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell to remove Donald Trump’s name from a “power list.” But is it real? We break down the facts, the fiction, and the satire behind the latest twist in the Epstein saga.
In a podcast moment that feels like it was generated by a glitchy AI trained on old Woody Allen scripts and Fox News soundbites, Woody Allen praised Donald Trump on Bill Maher’s show. Welcome to 2025, where reality is just satire with better lighting.
Rep. Maxine Waters is back on the mic, and this time she’s remixing the Constitution like it’s a DJ Khaled track. Her latest call to invoke the 25th Amendment against President Trump has sparked a political remix worthy of a Grammy—if Grammys were awarded for constitutional drama.
Donald Trump’s second term is a masterclass in legal loopholes, executive orders, and constitutional contortionism. From drug pricing to vaccine mandates, here’s how he’s allegedly staying “lawful” while doing things that make lawyers cry into their coffee.
Picture it: Washington D.C., the Kennedy Center, a venue known for elegant galas and cello solos. Suddenly, the red carpet is rolled out—not for Yo-Yo Ma, but for Donald J. Trump, arriving in a gold-plated golf cart, flanked by Secret Service agents and a guy dressed as a bald eagle.
On August 11, Donald Trump declared “Liberation Day” in Washington D.C., invoking Section 740 of the D.C. Home Rule Act to place the city’s police force under federal control and deploy the National Guard like it was a pop-up shop for authoritarianism.
