Jerome Powell hasn’t made a peep this August, which means either the economy is finally behaving or he’s trapped in a spreadsheet somewhere. Here’s a satirical look at what happens when the Federal Reserve goes radio silent—and why that’s both comforting and terrifying.
In the DMV, your rent is rising, your latte is luxury, and your paycheck is stuck in 2019. This satirical deep dive into local economic absurdity ends with a challenge: can you solve the DMV’s financial puzzle? Laugh, learn, and maybe fix the system—one overpriced avocado at a time.
August 2025’s economy is giving off strong “meh” vibes—rising prices, cautious optimism, and a job market that wants you to be a coder-barista-therapist. September’s forecast? Mild turbulence with a chance of pumpkin spice. Dive into this satirical breakdown of what’s happening, what’s next, and why your oat milk costs $7.
