From January to August 2025, U.S. layoffs have surged, dipped, and done the cha-cha. We break down the monthly carnage with jokes, verified stats, and a graph that screams “update your LinkedIn.” Featuring federal job cuts, tech firings, and economic satire.
Retail giants like Walmart, Target, Home Depot, Costco, and Amazon are already selling Christmas items in early September 2025. Is it inflation, desperation, or just America being America? This satirical essay breaks down the economic strategy, emotional manipulation, and absurdity behind the premature holiday push.
In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap opera, Donald Trump’s beloved tariffs have been ruled illegal. But instead of retreating, the former president is doubling down, tweeting like a caffeinated auctioneer and claiming billions in imaginary revenue. Welcome to the trade war sequel nobody asked for.
Jerome Powell hasn’t made a peep this August, which means either the economy is finally behaving or he’s trapped in a spreadsheet somewhere. Here’s a satirical look at what happens when the Federal Reserve goes radio silent—and why that’s both comforting and terrifying.
In the DMV, your rent is rising, your latte is luxury, and your paycheck is stuck in 2019. This satirical deep dive into local economic absurdity ends with a challenge: can you solve the DMV’s financial puzzle? Laugh, learn, and maybe fix the system—one overpriced avocado at a time.
August 2025’s economy is giving off strong “meh” vibes—rising prices, cautious optimism, and a job market that wants you to be a coder-barista-therapist. September’s forecast? Mild turbulence with a chance of pumpkin spice. Dive into this satirical breakdown of what’s happening, what’s next, and why your oat milk costs $7.
