Moldova’s 2025 election is less about ballots and more about balancing between Brussels and Moscow. In this satirical breakdown, we explore how a tiny country became the center of a global custody battle—with punchlines, politics, and plenty of DMV flavor.
A tariff is basically a tax on imported goods. Think of it as the cover charge countries slap on each other’s products. You want to bring in French wine? That’ll be 20%. Chinese electronics? Pay up. Canadian maple syrup? Okay, that one’s sacred—don’t touch it.
