Despite viral rumors, Disney has not pulled Jimmy Kimmel from any role due to controversy. This satirical essay explores the origins of the claim, the facts behind it, and the absurdity of internet speculation.
Rumors are sizzling hotter than a skillet of country ham: Did Cracker Barrel suspend its restaurant remodels because of a logo controversy? We fact-check the claim, roast the internet’s outrage machine, and serve up a side of satire with your biscuits.
In 2025, while most Americans are doomscrolling TikTok and arguing over AI-generated Taylor Swift lyrics, your local amendment auditor is quietly saving democracy one typo at a time. This satirical essay explores why these watch dogs’ matter, what they’re uncovering, and how their work is more relevant than ever.