NFL Week 3, 2025 was a masterclass in chaos, comebacks, and questionable coaching. From the Dolphins’ dominance to the Commanders’ defensive meltdown, here’s your satirical recap—plus AFC and NFC standings graphs that prove math is just pain in chart form.
A hilarious, stat-packed, and SEO-optimized recap of NFL Week 2 (Sept 10–16, 2025). Featuring QB meltdowns, fantasy heartbreaks, and fake graphs that feel too real.
Xavier Worthy is the DFS sleeper pick that’s about to become your fantasy football nightmare. With Mahomes throwing lasers and Worthy running like he’s late for a flight, your lineup better include him—or prepare to be humiliated by someone who did.
