A potential Supreme Court ruling could redefine presidential power over federal agencies like the FCC—raising questions about Trump-era pressure on broadcasters, media freedom, and whether your nightly news might soon come with a MAGA watermark.
Senator Ted Cruz calls FCC Chairman Brendan Carr’s threats to pull ABC’s license “dangerous as hell,” comparing them to “mafioso” tactics. This satirical essay breaks down the podcast drama, political fallout, and what it means for free speech in America.
Let’s talk about the FCC—the Federal Communications Commission. You know, the folks who regulate everything from your grandma’s ham radio to your cousin’s conspiracy podcast. In 2025, the FCC is either protecting democracy or remixing the Constitution like it’s a SoundCloud track. Let’s dive in.