From Virginia’s scandal-packed governor race to New York’s mayoral circus, the 2025 elections are less about policy and more about surviving the news cycle. A satirical breakdown for DMV readers.
The 2026 Senate race is already heating up in the DMV, and the campaign promises are wilder than ever.
Steve Bannon just dropped a political bombshell louder than a Metro train screeching into Gallery Place: “There’s a plan,” he says, to keep Donald Trump in the White House past 2028. Yes, past the next election cycle. Past the Constitution’s 22nd Amendment. Past the point where even the White House gift shop runs out of MAGA snow globes.
2025 Elections: Where Scandals Run for Office and Polls Are Just Fancy Coin Tosses 
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