Inflation in the DMV is cooling off—like a lukewarm latte you paid $7 for. From crab cake price hikes to rent that requires a second job, here’s your October 12th satirical breakdown of the cost-of-living chaos.
Is the U.S. economy in a depression, or are we just all collectively stress-Googling “how to live off-grid”? Let’s compare 2025 to the Great Depression—with data, jokes, and a chart that’ll make your econ professor cry.