Despite Donald Trump’s ongoing feud with Jimmy Kimmel, Ted Cruz has remained conspicuously silent in 2025. This satirical essay explores Cruz’s strategic non-response, the political dynamics behind it, and imagines what might happen if Cruz ever stepped into the late-night spotlight.
Johnny Carson believed late-night comedy should unite, not divide. In today’s hyper-political media climate, his apolitical approach feels like both a relic and a roadmap. This satirical essay explores Carson’s philosophy, its impact on late-night TV, and what modern hosts can learn from the man who made America laugh without picking sides.
In a move that’s equal parts bold and bewildering, Donald Trump has nominated Sergio Gor—a longtime loyalist and former personnel chief—to be the next U.S. ambassador to India. What could go wrong? Everything. And that’s why it’s comedy gold.
In a region where traffic is eternal, coffee is currency, and ambition is caffeinated, complaining isn’t just a pastime—it’s a lifestyle. Here’s how turning your gripes into greatness might be the most DMV thing you can do.
