Donald Trump wants the Supreme Court to clarify presidential powers—again. Is this a constitutional crisis or just another episode of “Law & Order: MAGA Unit”? Let’s break it down DMV-style, with satire, SEO, and a splash of legal absurdity.
Sean “Diddy” Combs’ legal team claims the judge in his federal case acted like a 13th juror, handing down a sentence four times longer than requested. Maryland judges are watching with popcorn, wondering if they should start adding plot twists to parking ticket hearings. A satirical look at courtroom theatrics, with a DMV twist.