Who’s telling the truth about the 2025 government shutdown? We fact-checked Democrats and Republicans, crunched the numbers, and found that Democrats are currently more accurate (61% truth rating) than Republicans (46%). Dive into the data, DMV impact, and political spin—served with satire and stats.
A recent op-ed claims VOA editorials now support Trump’s political agenda. But is it true? We fact-checked the allegations, reviewed the editorial charter, and examined connections to Project 2025. Verdict: Unconfirmed, speculative, and ripe for DMV satire.
Bad Bunny is officially headlining the Super Bowl 2026 halftime show, and the DMV is about to get reggaetón’d into oblivion. From crab boat performances to holographic titís, this satirical essay breaks down what could be the wildest halftime show in NFL history.
Target’s stock is doing the cha-cha with inflation while its strategy team moonwalks through supply chain chaos. We break down how TGT’s price moves and execution-aware positioning are keeping it relevant, resilient, and retail-ready across the DMV and beyond.
If you thought education was already a chaotic blend of standardized tests, budget cuts, and motivational posters that say ‘Dream Big’ next to a broken stapler, 2025 just said, ‘Hold my dry erase marker.’ The U.S. education system has officially entered its midlife crisis—complete with policy pivots, funding facelifts, and a curriculum that now includes ‘How to Survive AI Without Crying.’
