House Republicans are reportedly trying to rewrite the history of the January 6 Capitol riot—because apparently, if you squint hard enough, a violent insurrection looks like a misunderstood flash mob. This satirical essay explores the political remix, historical revisionism, and the absurdity of turning chaos into campaign content.
A viral claim that a government AI named DOGE uploaded 300 million Americans’ Social Security data to the cloud has sparked panic, memes, and misinformation. But is it true? Spoiler: not even close. Let’s unpack the chaos with satire, facts, and a few jokes about Elon Musk.
Rumors are swirling that Kamala Harris lost her Secret Service protection—possibly canceled by Trump, possibly replaced by Uber drivers. But is any of it true? We fact-check the chaos, debunk the drama, and roast the rumor mill in this satirical deep dive.
