In a move that’s part geopolitical strategy, part reality TV reboot, Donald Trump’s newly unveiled Gaza peace plan is making waves—and not just in the Middle East. With Project 2025 lurking in the background like a MAGA-flavored ghostwriter, the DMV crowd is asking: “Is this diplomacy or a pitch for a Netflix docuseries?”
As Congress scrambles to avoid a government shutdown, the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” is the legislative hot potato nobody wants to hold. Here’s a satirical deep dive into what’s inside the bill, how it affects the DMV, and why it sounds like it was named by a real estate agent with a flair for drama.
A potential Supreme Court ruling could redefine presidential power over federal agencies like the FCC—raising questions about Trump-era pressure on broadcasters, media freedom, and whether your nightly news might soon come with a MAGA watermark.
Despite Donald Trump’s ongoing feud with Jimmy Kimmel, Ted Cruz has remained conspicuously silent in 2025. This satirical essay explores Cruz’s strategic non-response, the political dynamics behind it, and imagines what might happen if Cruz ever stepped into the late-night spotlight.
Senator Ted Cruz calls FCC Chairman Brendan Carr’s threats to pull ABC’s license “dangerous as hell,” comparing them to “mafioso” tactics. This satirical essay breaks down the podcast drama, political fallout, and what it means for free speech in America.
In 2025, while most Americans are doomscrolling TikTok and arguing over AI-generated Taylor Swift lyrics, your local amendment auditor is quietly saving democracy one typo at a time. This satirical essay explores why these watch dogs’ matter, what they’re uncovering, and how their work is more relevant than ever.
Rumors are swirling that Kamala Harris lost her Secret Service protection—possibly canceled by Trump, possibly replaced by Uber drivers. But is any of it true? We fact-check the chaos, debunk the drama, and roast the rumor mill in this satirical deep dive.
