The Farmers’ Almanac has published its final edition after 208 years. From sunspot-based forecasts to elderberry syrup tips, here’s how the DMV is reacting to the end of a print icon.
In Washington D.C., where tech bros wear Patagonia vests like armor and every coffee shop doubles as a startup incubator, artificial intelligence has officially entered its “emotionally unavailable” era. This satirical essay explores the latest AI trends, the DMV’s tech scene, and why your smart fridge might be judging your snack choices.
In the DMV, where brunch is religion and traffic is a lifestyle, the Federal Reserve’s latest interest rate hike feels less like economic policy and more like a passive-aggressive breakup text. This satirical essay dives into the financial chaos of October 2025, with jokes, jargon, and just enough truth to make you check your credit score twice.
Elon Musk reportedly gave employees a 48-hour deadline for a major assignment, sparking backlash, burnout, and a flurry of Slack messages that read like panic attacks in emoji form. Here’s the satirical breakdown of what happens when your billionaire boss thinks he’s directing a Marvel movie.
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