Robert F. Kennedy Jr. just axed a $500 million cancer vaccine initiative, citing mRNA “dangers” that science says don’t exist. We fact-check the fallout, roast the rhetoric, and explore what happens when conspiracy meets policy.
Donald Trump’s second term is a masterclass in legal loopholes, executive orders, and constitutional contortionism. From drug pricing to vaccine mandates, here’s how he’s allegedly staying “lawful” while doing things that make lawyers cry into their coffee.
Trump’s executive order to deploy National Guard troops to fight crime in U.S. cities is making headlines—and raising eyebrows. We break down the top five cities most likely to get a surprise visit from camo-clad peacekeepers, backed by real crime stats and unreal political drama.
Men and women aren’t in competition—they’re in a cosmic relay race where one hands off the baton of logic and the other sprints with emotional intelligence. Let’s stop pretending it’s a battle and start appreciating the weird, wonderful ways each sex dominates their own lane.
The NCAA is officially panicking over college football prediction markets, where fans trade game outcomes like crypto. Here’s why the suits are sweating, the fans are thriving, and the mascots might be next.
In a move that screams “Silicon Valley meets Capitol Hill,” the U.S. government is officially sliding into Intel’s shareholder meetings. Is this the start of a tech-industrial rom-com or just another episode of “Bureaucracy: The Series”? Let’s unpack the chips, the stakes, and the comedy.
Ever feel like you’re paying twice for the same government service? Welcome to the DMV (D.C., Maryland, Virginia), where your tax dollars go to die, reincarnate, and get taxed again. This satirical deep dive exposes the bureaucratic buffet of double taxation, with real examples, legal loopholes, and enough sarcasm to fill a pothole.
Is your local government moonwalking over the Constitution while you’re stuck in traffic on I-270? This satirical exposé dives into the legal shenanigans happening in plain sight across the DMV, backed by real data and a healthy dose of disbelief.
A satirical deep dive into the slow death of business accountability in the DMV area. From ghosting customer service bots to products built to break, we explore the absurdity of modern commerce—with jokes, data, and a smart thermostat that judges you.