In 2025, student loan debt continues to haunt millions of Americans like a ghost that charges interest. This satirical breakdown uses real data to visualize how many people are in debt, how deep they’re drowning, and why the system still feels like a rigged Monopoly game.
Still waiting for your student loans to vanish like your will to attend Zoom classes? Welcome to 2025, where forgiveness is divine, but repayment is mandatory.
Student loan debt in 2025 has hit $1.77 trillion. Here’s a satirical deep dive into the chaos, the culprits, and the comedy behind America’s favorite financial horror story.