Elon Musk reportedly gave employees a 48-hour deadline for a major assignment, sparking backlash, burnout, and a flurry of Slack messages that read like panic attacks in emoji form. Here’s the satirical breakdown of what happens when your billionaire boss thinks he’s directing a Marvel movie.
Verizon and SpaceX are teaming up like the Avengers of bandwidth, promising to beam 5G from orbit while still charging you $14.99 to text your mom. Here’s what this $1.7 billion cosmic hookup means for your phone, your wallet, and your sanity.