T-Bills are back, baby! Well, kind of. With interest rates hovering around 5%, short-term government securities are the DMV’s new brunch topic. Here’s your satirical breakdown of Treasury Bills in October 2025.

T-Bills are back, baby! Well, kind of. With interest rates hovering around 5%, short-term government securities are the DMV’s new brunch topic. Here’s your satirical breakdown of Treasury Bills in October 2025.