In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap opera, Donald Trump’s beloved tariffs have been ruled illegal. But instead of retreating, the former president is doubling down, tweeting like a caffeinated auctioneer and claiming billions in imaginary revenue. Welcome to the trade war sequel nobody asked for.
The World Trade Organization just ruled Trump’s tariffs illegal, and the fallout is a mix of legal drama, economic confusion, and political spin. Let’s unpack it with jokes, facts, and a healthy dose of satire.
The crypto market just took a nosedive after Trump’s tariff mic drop. Bitcoin’s down, Ether’s crying in the corner, and Coinbase is basically ghosting investors. Is this a strategic cooldown or just crypto’s version of a panic attack? Let’s break it down—with jokes, charts, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
