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America Goes Plaid: How Independents Could Flip Congress and Break the Electoral College in 2026

America isn’t red or blue anymore—it’s plaid, and the 2026 elections could turn politics into a thrift store explosion. With 43% of Americans identifying as independents, the two-party system is looking more outdated than Blockbuster Video. This shift could flip Congress into a coalition circus and roast the Electoral College harder than a marshmallow at an anarchist campfire. Swing states? Chaos states. Winner-takes-all? Bye Felicia. Ranked-choice voting? Buckle up. If independents seize the spotlight, expect Congress to resemble a reality show where nobody agrees on the font for the PowerPoint. Pros? Freedom from party drama. Cons? Gridlock in a chic new outfit called “fragmentation.” Bottom line: America’s plaid revolution is here, and democracy is about to binge-watch itself.

ebranding the Riot: How Congress Is Giving Jan. 6 a Patriotic Makeover

House Republicans are reportedly trying to rewrite the history of the January 6 Capitol riot—because apparently, if you squint hard enough, a violent insurrection looks like a misunderstood flash mob. This satirical essay explores the political remix, historical revisionism, and the absurdity of turning chaos into campaign content.

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