Who’s telling the truth about the 2025 government shutdown? We fact-checked Democrats and Republicans, crunched the numbers, and found that Democrats are currently more accurate (61% truth rating) than Republicans (46%). Dive into the data, DMV impact, and political spin—served with satire and stats.
The U.S. government shutdown of October 2025 is here, and it’s messier than a Metro escalator during rush hour. From furloughed federal workers to closed Smithsonian museums, here’s what it means for the DMV—and why Project 2025 is the political horror movie we didn’t order but got anyway.
A recent op-ed claims VOA editorials now support Trump’s political agenda. But is it true? We fact-checked the allegations, reviewed the editorial charter, and examined connections to Project 2025. Verdict: Unconfirmed, speculative, and ripe for DMV satire.
As the clock ticks toward another government shutdown, Congress is once again starring in its favorite fall drama: “Budget Crisis: D.C. Drift.” With federal workers in the DMV bracing for furloughs and political leaders pointing fingers faster than a toddler with a broken cookie jar, here’s your fact-checked, joke-packed breakdown of the madness.
Target’s stock is doing the cha-cha with inflation while its strategy team moonwalks through supply chain chaos. We break down how TGT’s price moves and execution-aware positioning are keeping it relevant, resilient, and retail-ready across the DMV and beyond.
Because if history repeats itself, and Trump gets another four years, late-night hosts will need more than punchlines—they’ll need passports.
