Wall Street’s having a mood swing, and the DMV is caught in the middle. From tech tantrums to energy drama, here’s your October 12th satirical breakdown of the stock market’s latest soap opera.
T-Bills are back, baby! Well, kind of. With interest rates hovering around 5%, short-term government securities are the DMV’s new brunch topic. Here’s your satirical breakdown of Treasury Bills in October 2025.
Michael Burry’s latest market collapse warning has Wall Street sweating, Reddit flexing, and the DMV wondering if it’s time to invest in canned beans and crypto. Here’s a satirical breakdown of what it means, why it matters, and how to laugh through the financial apocalypse.