Jeanine Pirro and the Cocktail of Cable News Speculation 🍸 When the News Gets a Little… Loose? In the high-octane world of cable news, where every headline is a cliffhanger and every anchor is one dramatic pause away from a Shakespearean soliloquy, it’s no surprise that viewers occasionally ask: “Wait… is this real life or a sketch?” Enter Jeanine Pirro…
Student loan debt in 2025 has hit $1.77 trillion. Here’s a satirical deep dive into the chaos, the culprits, and the comedy behind America’s favorite financial horror story.
In a move that feels like it was brainstormed during a Mar-a-Lago brunch and approved by a committee of golf carts, Donald J. Trump has allegedly issued a proclamation about Social Security. And folks, it’s not your grandma’s retirement plan—unless your grandma owns a condo in Trump Tower and thinks Medicare should come with a side of steak.
How Modern Companies Are Replacing People with Perfectly Programmed Replicants—and Why Your Resume Might Need a DNA Sample.
Google knows everything about you—except the weird stuff you do offline. Here’s a satirical look at the last scraps of your analog soul.
Because if history repeats itself, and Trump gets another four years, late-night hosts will need more than punchlines—they’ll need passports.
A tariff is basically a tax on imported goods. Think of it as the cover charge countries slap on each other’s products. You want to bring in French wine? That’ll be 20%. Chinese electronics? Pay up. Canadian maple syrup? Okay, that one’s sacred—don’t touch it.
Picture it: Washington D.C., the Kennedy Center, a venue known for elegant galas and cello solos. Suddenly, the red carpet is rolled out—not for Yo-Yo Ma, but for Donald J. Trump, arriving in a gold-plated golf cart, flanked by Secret Service agents and a guy dressed as a bald eagle.
Remember when “unlimited” meant you could stream Netflix, FaceTime your dog, and download the entire Fast & Furious franchise without a care in the world? Yeah, those were the good old days—like, 2021.
Fast forward to 2025, and your “unlimited” plan now comes with more asterisks than a Marvel multiverse contract. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile—they’re all playing a game of “How Low Can You Go?” with your data, perks, and patience.
