We cover the bipartisan buffet of blunders—from campaign trail karaoke to legislative limbo. If democracy’s a circus, we’re the clowns with commentary. Left, right, center? We roast all directions like a GPS with a grudge.
We cover the bipartisan buffet of blunders—from campaign trail karaoke to legislative limbo. If democracy’s a circus, we’re the clowns with commentary. Left, right, center? We roast all directions like a GPS with a grudge.
On August 15, 2025, former U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin allegedly met at Joint Base Elmendorf–Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska. What followed was a summit so surreal, it made the DMV’s traffic circles look straightforward. Here’s a satirical breakdown of the most talked-about meeting that may or may not have happened.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is back in Washington, D.C., meeting with Donald Trump in a diplomatic sequel nobody saw coming. From military aid to MAGA hats, this satirical breakdown explores the high-stakes, high-drama, and high-weirdness of the latest White House reunion.
ICE agents showed up outside Governor Gavin Newsom’s wildfire press conference like they were trying to RSVP to a kombucha tasting. Californians weren’t sure if it was a federal operation or a flash mob. Spoiler: it was both. Welcome to Sacramento, where immigration enforcement meets interpretive dance.
Jeanine Pirro and the Cocktail of Cable News Speculation 🍸 When the News Gets a Little… Loose? In the high-octane world of cable news, where every headline is a cliffhanger and every anchor is one dramatic pause away from a Shakespearean soliloquy, it’s no surprise that viewers occasionally ask: “Wait… is this real life or a sketch?” Enter Jeanine Pirro…
In a move that feels like it was brainstormed during a Mar-a-Lago brunch and approved by a committee of golf carts, Donald J. Trump has allegedly issued a proclamation about Social Security. And folks, it’s not your grandma’s retirement plan—unless your grandma owns a condo in Trump Tower and thinks Medicare should come with a side of steak.
A tariff is basically a tax on imported goods. Think of it as the cover charge countries slap on each other’s products. You want to bring in French wine? That’ll be 20%. Chinese electronics? Pay up. Canadian maple syrup? Okay, that one’s sacred—don’t touch it.
Picture it: Washington D.C., the Kennedy Center, a venue known for elegant galas and cello solos. Suddenly, the red carpet is rolled out—not for Yo-Yo Ma, but for Donald J. Trump, arriving in a gold-plated golf cart, flanked by Secret Service agents and a guy dressed as a bald eagle.
WIC 2025: The Government’s New Recipe for Feeding America’s Littlest Taxpayers 🍼 WIC 2025: The Government’s New Recipe for Feeding America’s Littlest Taxpayers Keywords: WIC program changes 2025, One Big Beautiful Bill, Maryland WIC updates, digital WIC vouchers, expanded WIC eligibility, Gaithersburg nutrition assistance 🎬 INTRO: WIC Gets a Glow-Up—And It’s Not Just the Baby Food In a move that…
It started with a joke. Then a meme. Then a congressional hearing where someone said, “We’re not banning books, we’re just curating truth.”
And suddenly, your grandma’s Facebook feed looks like a Kremlin press release.
