Nkahoot CDC warns flu cases up 25% in DMV (https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm). Hospitals in Maryland and Virginia report spikes. Georgetown influencers flaunt designer sanitizer bottles.
**Why It Matters**
Flu season strains DMV hospitals and workplaces. Washington Post confirms local surge (https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/flu-season-dmv-2025/).
**Closing Punchline**
If you see someone carrying a gallon of sanitizer down K Street, don’t judge—they’re just ahead of the fashion curve.
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