DMV Goes Digital for Mental Health

Mental health apps are trending, and Washington D.C. residents are downloading like their sanity depends on it—because it does. These apps promise mindfulness, but let’s be honest, nothing says calm like screaming at traffic on the Beltway.

Downloads are up 200%. DMV therapists are adapting, and your phone now knows you cry during commercials.

Comedy Bits:

• Imagine an app sending push notifications: ‘Stop doomscrolling, Karen.’
• Next feature: App sends you a hug emoji when you pay your student loans.

If an app can fix my anxiety, maybe it can also fix Metro delays.